The Journey Is More Important Than The Beginning Or The End.

Dude! Her Ass!
Listening to: Final Fantasy VII Advent Children Soundtrack

So I have a story I have been meaning to tell. Stuff like this only happens when it's irrelovant. An excerpt from our book on life.

1. The rules of man are created by man. 2.The rules of a deity are above man, if one believes in such a being. 3. There are however, laws that were created by the unexplained forces in the universe. 4. Such rules apply when they least seem useful.

5.When one accuires a significant other, the opposite sex (and sometimes the same sex) take interest in you.

So with that in mind, I start my story.

Dave and I went to the gas station the other night. When we pull in this really hot girl in tight white pants gets out of her sports car. My jaw hits the ground and I say "DUDE! Check out the ass on her!"

"Damn!"

We both walked into the gas station with smiles on our faces because of the nice ass we just saw walk by.

I wanted a snickers bar. Sadly, I couldn't find one.

"What are you looking for?" says a female voice from behind me. I glance over my shoulder and it's the hot brunnette with the nice ass. She was gorgeous. Completly and utterly beautiful.

"A snickers. I don't think they have any though. Sucks." I replied.

"Hmmm. Well..." she starts looking around with me. "Maybe they are by the register? " So I walked up and looked. Not finding anything, I went to continue to paruze through their large candy bar selection.

"Nothing..." I said kinda irritated.

"Awww, that sucks. They don't have gummy bears either!" She stated.

"What? No gummy bears and snickers? What is this world coming too!?" She laughed and I walked off accross the store to browse the pop. Dave is watching wondering "Why the hell is SHE talking to Marc?"

While browsing the pop, I hear a voice from over my shoulder again. "Soo, you go to college around here?" I turn and it's her again. She followed me across the store. By now, Dave has the 'holy shit' look on his face. I walked up to the counter with my pop, and asked for a cigar. They asked for my birthday and I told them. "5, 23, 85." Dave tossed me the keys to the vehicle and told me to start it as being I was headed outside.

It's thunderstorming yet, which made the night exceptionally good. So after starting the vehicle, I lef the door open and lit up. The hot girl then walks out and walks up to my door. "Your birthday is a week after mine."

I puffed on my cigar and asked her "to the year?"

"yep. May 16, 1985." This birthday rang a bell as well. It was the same birthday (except the year is 87) as my roomate Mike's.

"Happy early 21st birthday than."

"Yeah you too! I will see you there."

She then showed me her pitbull she had sitting in her car. After a few minutes of talking to her, Dave came out, and I said bye to her and got in the van.

"Dude, wtf was that? She totally wanted to fuck you!"

"I know! That was really weird. I have had girls hit on me before, but none were as hot as her!"

"Did you get her number?"

"No..."

"Well, what about her name?"

I laughed. "Nope, didn't get that either."

"WTF!? Why!?"

"Dude, I have a girlfriend."

"Oh yeah."

So overall, that was quiet the experience. An ego boost actually. Geez, it took me forever to finish this post. That just goes to show how busy I have been.

I have to update about the most recent events in my life, but maybe I will do that tomorrow night.

Blogged by Marcus Morris at 7:39 PM