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Yup, thats me.
Feels:
The current mood of morrms04 at www.imood.com

Name:
Marcus Stephen Morris
Nicknames:
[eM], Gumpy Dude, Marcness, El Blonco, Marky Poo, Markiss, White Marc
Age:
21
Birthday:
May 23, 1985

I'm with: Rachel Kolbasa

Family:
Joey (brother)
Laura (mother)
Jim (dad) is in prison for 8 years for a car accident he was in.

Pet's:
Dog: Buffy (male)
Ferrets: JJ, Socks, Boots, Buddy, Snow, Copper, Precious, Zues.

Favorite -
Color: Storm/Metalic Blue
Band: Linkin Park
Type of Music: Rock!
Food: Chinese
Sport: Dodgeball
Movie: Spider-Man 2
Anime: Trigun
Cartoon Movie: FFVII AC
TV Show: Boy Meets World
Program: Photoshop
Pop/Soda: Mountain Dew
Game: FFXI - Online
Book: Fight Club
***Series: Lost Years of Merlin
Website: Machall
Place: Radar Tower.

Last Movie I Seen:
Silent Hill (prescreen)

College:
Kendall College of Art and Design (?)

Best Friends:
Rachel, David, Elise, Zach (Bob), Mike, Josh, Joey, Jessika, Ryan, Amy, Jake, Danielle, Jaime, Nick, Justin, Brad, Amanda, Brian, Chuck, Curt, Brittany.

My Hobbies include drawing, videogames, Rachel, anime, playing guitar, hanging out with friends, writing poetry/songs, god, and theology. I am a very deep person, or so I have been told. In the summer, I like to walk to an area of the woods behind my house, and lay in the soft grass while watching the clouds blow over. I really like Thunderstoms, and my favorite look any of the seasons have to offer is when all the tree's are frozen with ice. In the winter, I like snowbaording, spring I like to hike, and summer being out in the sun at the lake with my friends. We go to this place known as the oval and have parties. I didn't say fall because i hate fall. I hate death. Fall is ugly after the leaves go, and everything is dead. Even the air. I hide during this time.

My goals are to become a Web Designer and GraphX Artist. I want to one day publish my own comic and productions site.

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Friends

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My Poetry

And Now
Because I Cannot Fly
Forever In These Moments
Love Upon Moon Beams
My Pain
Someone
The Feelings Within
Thoughts of Time
Thoughts of You
Why I Look Back
Your Changed

Schedule

Day to Day
Mon.-Thrus.:
Work: 1pm - 5pm
Friday:
Work: 9:00am - 1:00pm
Alternates every other week.
Saturday:
Work: 9:00am - 1:00pm
Alternates every other week.
Sunday:
My Day Off!!!
 

Wishlist

Damn, I need to buy:
Zelda (GBA)
Zelda 2 (GBA)  

Get Back Games I have lent out:
Ashleigh:
Dark Cloud
Kingdom Hearts
Prince of Persia
Jessie: Lunar Box Set

Poll

Quotes

Thursday, December 02, 2004

The Train
Listening to:


A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying: "All of you b*stards who
want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of
you b*stards who are getting on, get your a*s in the train, cause we're
going down the tracks".

The horrified mother went in and told her son: "We don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there
for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with train, but I want you to
use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say:
"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all
of your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us today and
hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue: "For those of you just boarding, we
ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is
no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added: "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat b*tch in the
kitchen."

Blogged by Marcus Morris at 10:31 PM

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