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I'm with: Rachel Kolbasa Family: Pet's:
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My Hobbies include drawing, videogames, Rachel, anime, playing guitar, hanging out with friends, writing poetry/songs, god, and theology. I am a very deep person, or so I have been told. In the summer, I like to walk to an area of the woods behind my house, and lay in the soft grass while watching the clouds blow over. I really like Thunderstoms, and my favorite look any of the seasons have to offer is when all the tree's are frozen with ice. In the winter, I like snowbaording, spring I like to hike, and summer being out in the sun at the lake with my friends. We go to this place known as the oval and have parties. I didn't say fall because i hate fall. I hate death. Fall is ugly after the leaves go, and everything is dead. Even the air. I hide during this time. My goals are to become a Web Designer and GraphX Artist. I want to one day publish my own comic and productions site. Links Friends Archives My Poetry Because I Cannot Fly Forever In These Moments Love Upon Moon Beams My Pain Someone The Feelings Within Thoughts of Time Thoughts of You Why I Look Back Your Changed Schedule Mon.-Thrus.: Work: 1pm - 5pm Friday: Work: 9:00am - 1:00pm Alternates every other week. Saturday: Work: 9:00am - 1:00pm Alternates every other week. Sunday: My Day Off!!! Wishlist Damn, I need to buy:Zelda (GBA) Zelda 2 (GBA) Get Back
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Thursday, December 02, 2004 The Train
Listening to: A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying: "All of you b*stards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you b*stards who are getting on, get your a*s in the train, cause we're going down the tracks". The horrified mother went in and told her son: "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say: "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue: "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added: "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat b*tch in the kitchen." Blogged by Marcus Morris at 10:31 PM
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