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My Hobbies include drawing, videogames, Rachel, anime, playing guitar, hanging out with friends, writing poetry/songs, god, and theology. I am a very deep person, or so I have been told. In the summer, I like to walk to an area of the woods behind my house, and lay in the soft grass while watching the clouds blow over. I really like Thunderstoms, and my favorite look any of the seasons have to offer is when all the tree's are frozen with ice. In the winter, I like snowbaording, spring I like to hike, and summer being out in the sun at the lake with my friends. We go to this place known as the oval and have parties. I didn't say fall because i hate fall. I hate death. Fall is ugly after the leaves go, and everything is dead. Even the air. I hide during this time. My goals are to become a Web Designer and GraphX Artist. I want to one day publish my own comic and productions site. Links Friends Archives My Poetry Because I Cannot Fly Forever In These Moments Love Upon Moon Beams My Pain Someone The Feelings Within Thoughts of Time Thoughts of You Why I Look Back Your Changed Schedule Mon.-Thrus.: Work: 1pm - 5pm Friday: Work: 9:00am - 1:00pm Alternates every other week. Saturday: Work: 9:00am - 1:00pm Alternates every other week. Sunday: My Day Off!!! Wishlist Damn, I need to buy:Zelda (GBA) Zelda 2 (GBA) Get Back
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Thursday, November 18, 2004 Lesson About Women
Listening to: Christmas Eve Sarajevo by Trans-Siberian Orchestra A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort in Northern Minnesota. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out and get some sun. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies. (thinking, isn't it obvious?) "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading" "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you can start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am, " and he left.......... MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads, its likely she can also think. Blogged by Marcus Morris at 1:27 PM
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