Webmaster [eM]
Profile
Yup, thats me.
Feels:
Name:
Marcus Stephen Morris
Nicknames:
[eM], Gumpy Dude, Marcness, El Blonco, Marky Poo, Markiss, White Marc
Age:
21
Birthday:
May 23, 1985
I'm with: Rachel Kolbasa
Family:
Joey (brother)
Laura (mother)
Jim (dad) is in prison for 8 years for a car accident he was in.
Pet's:
Dog: Buffy (male)
Ferrets: JJ, Socks, Boots, Buddy, Snow, Copper, Precious, Zues.
Favorite -
Color: Storm/Metalic Blue
Band: Linkin Park
Type of Music: Rock!
Food: Chinese
Sport: Dodgeball
Movie: Spider-Man 2
Anime: Trigun
Cartoon Movie: FFVII AC
TV Show: Boy Meets World
Program: Photoshop
Pop/Soda: Mountain Dew
Game: FFXI - Online
Book: Fight Club
***Series: Lost Years of Merlin
Website: Machall
Place: Radar Tower.
Last Movie I Seen:
Silent Hill (prescreen)
College:
Kendall College of Art and Design (?)
Best Friends:
Rachel, David, Elise, Zach (Bob), Mike, Josh, Joey, Jessika, Ryan, Amy, Jake, Danielle, Jaime, Nick, Justin, Brad, Amanda, Brian, Chuck, Curt, Brittany.
My Hobbies include drawing, videogames, Rachel, anime, playing guitar, hanging out with friends, writing poetry/songs, god, and theology. I am a very deep person, or so I have been told. In the summer, I like to walk to an area of the woods behind my house, and lay in the soft grass while watching the clouds blow over. I really like Thunderstoms, and my favorite look any of the seasons have to offer is when all the tree's are frozen with ice. In the winter, I like snowbaording, spring I like to hike, and summer being out in the sun at the lake with my friends. We go to this place known as the oval and have parties. I didn't say fall because i hate fall. I hate death. Fall is ugly after the leaves go, and everything is dead. Even the air. I hide during this time.
My goals are to become a Web Designer and GraphX Artist. I want to one day publish my own comic and productions site.
Links
Friends
Archives
My Poetry
Because I Cannot Fly
Forever In These Moments
Love Upon Moon Beams
My Pain
Someone
The Feelings Within
Thoughts of Time
Thoughts of You
Why I Look Back
Your Changed
Schedule
Mon.-Thrus.:
Work: 1pm - 5pm
Friday:
Work: 9:00am - 1:00pm
Alternates every other week.
Saturday:
Work: 9:00am - 1:00pm
Alternates every other week.
Sunday:
My Day Off!!!
Wishlist
Damn, I need to buy:Zelda (GBA)
Zelda 2 (GBA)
Get Back
Games I have lent out:
Ashleigh:
Dark Cloud
Kingdom Hearts
Prince of Persia
Jessie:
Lunar Box Set
Poll
Quotes
Wednesday, November 24, 2004
Listening to: Christmas Canon in D by Trans-Siberian Orchestra
How the CIA gets Assassins
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all
the background checks, interviews and testing were
done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men
to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must
know that you will follow your instructions no matter
what the circumstances. Inside the room you will
find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never
shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then, you're not the right man for
this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for
abou 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his
eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent
said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions,to kill her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging
on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat
from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks," she
said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.
Blogged by Marcus Morris at 2:33 PM