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Yup, thats me.
Feels:
Name:
Marcus Stephen Morris
Nicknames:
[eM], Gumpy Dude, Marcness, El Blonco, Marky Poo, Markiss, White Marc
Age:
21
Birthday:
May 23, 1985
I'm with: Rachel Kolbasa
Family:
Joey (brother)
Laura (mother)
Jim (dad) is in prison for 8 years for a car accident he was in.
Pet's:
Dog: Buffy (male)
Ferrets: JJ, Socks, Boots, Buddy, Snow, Copper, Precious, Zues.
Favorite -
Color: Storm/Metalic Blue
Band: Linkin Park
Type of Music: Rock!
Food: Chinese
Sport: Dodgeball
Movie: Spider-Man 2
Anime: Trigun
Cartoon Movie: FFVII AC
TV Show: Boy Meets World
Program: Photoshop
Pop/Soda: Mountain Dew
Game: FFXI - Online
Book: Fight Club
***Series: Lost Years of Merlin
Website: Machall
Place: Radar Tower.
Last Movie I Seen:
Silent Hill (prescreen)
College:
Kendall College of Art and Design (?)
Best Friends:
Rachel, David, Elise, Zach (Bob), Mike, Josh, Joey, Jessika, Ryan, Amy, Jake, Danielle, Jaime, Nick, Justin, Brad, Amanda, Brian, Chuck, Curt, Brittany.
My Hobbies include drawing, videogames, Rachel, anime, playing guitar, hanging out with friends, writing poetry/songs, god, and theology. I am a very deep person, or so I have been told. In the summer, I like to walk to an area of the woods behind my house, and lay in the soft grass while watching the clouds blow over. I really like Thunderstoms, and my favorite look any of the seasons have to offer is when all the tree's are frozen with ice. In the winter, I like snowbaording, spring I like to hike, and summer being out in the sun at the lake with my friends. We go to this place known as the oval and have parties. I didn't say fall because i hate fall. I hate death. Fall is ugly after the leaves go, and everything is dead. Even the air. I hide during this time.
My goals are to become a Web Designer and GraphX Artist. I want to one day publish my own comic and productions site.
Links
Friends
Archives
My Poetry
Because I Cannot Fly
Forever In These Moments
Love Upon Moon Beams
My Pain
Someone
The Feelings Within
Thoughts of Time
Thoughts of You
Why I Look Back
Your Changed
Schedule
Mon.-Thrus.:
Work: 1pm - 5pm
Friday:
Work: 9:00am - 1:00pm
Alternates every other week.
Saturday:
Work: 9:00am - 1:00pm
Alternates every other week.
Sunday:
My Day Off!!!
Wishlist
Damn, I need to buy:Zelda (GBA)
Zelda 2 (GBA)
Get Back
Games I have lent out:
Ashleigh:
Dark Cloud
Kingdom Hearts
Prince of Persia
Jessie:
Lunar Box Set
Poll
Quotes
Thursday, August 19, 2004
Listening to: nothing...wtf?
This made my day. I hope you enjoy it. I know Molly will agree with GM just as much as I do... if not more >,<
For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a
new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would
all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
Blogged by Marcus Morris at 1:55 AM